Why does the Sun Turn Red at Sunset!?

This is a highly realistic theory made by a scientist at Oxford University about why the sun is red. One time in the Jurassic period, a caveman was attempting to shoot a pterodactyl with an arrow while riding a t-Rex. He missed, and shot a hole in the sun. The sun then started bleeding and fell out of the sky. The next day, the same thing happened. 65 million years later, this is the best explanation we could make. Then a skeleton popped out and the solar system blew up.